An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate
there 50th anniversary.The old man is getting ready but can't
find his shoes so he looks under the bed and finds a box with 2
eggs in it and a thousand dollars. So that evening he s
his wife about it at dinner. "Well.." she said "each time I was unfaithful to you I put an
egg in the box"
"And what about the thousand dollars?" asked the old man.
"Well..." Replies the woman "Each time I got a dozen eggs I
sold them"
