"For the last company picnic, management decided that, due to liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one (1) drink per person. I was fired for ordering the cups."
for the next two you wouldnt be able to read them due to the automatic scaling on this forum so heres the link to the full size pic:
haha there's some nice one there lol i ave alot of respect for u mario u know if i were from new york and like if i went trought my toilet and sudently found myself in a kingdom and i always had to rescue some dum** bitc** always foud her'self kindnap!
and yes i'm flooding 
