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LibraDate: Thursday, 2009-02-26, 11:36 AM | Message # 1
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Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: I will choose my own bride!
Father: But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.
Son: Well, in that case... Ok!

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: I have a husband for your daughter.
Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry!
Father: But this young man is a Vice-President of the World Bank!
Bill Gates: Ah, in that case... Ok!

Finally Father goes to see the President of the World Bank.
Father: I have a young man to be recommended as a Vice-President.
President: But I already have more Vice-Presidents than I need!
Father: But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law!
President: 'Ah, in that case... Ok!

This is how business is done!!!

Moral: Even If you have Nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitude should be positive...

What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very rich. Marry him.'
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me!'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.

LoVePeAcE

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PirireisDate: Thursday, 2009-02-26, 8:36 PM | Message # 2
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hands lol ok keep this way Lib, very amusing , realy !!!

I'm not the same ...
I'm just someone else, using my name ...
I miss me ...
 
SaienDate: Thursday, 2009-02-26, 9:47 PM | Message # 3
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wacko wacko wacko wacko wacko wacko wacko wacko wacko wacko
biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin


i love mi clan,
i love mi friends;)i love mi clan,
i love mi friends;)
 
DeniseDate: Friday, 2009-02-27, 0:05 AM | Message # 4
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*slap slap hands
 
LibraDate: Tuesday, 2009-03-03, 8:42 AM | Message # 5
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well else how to hit 3k post n throw saien far lol

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PirireisDate: Wednesday, 2009-03-04, 1:53 AM | Message # 6
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well else how to hit 3k post n throw saien far lol

Don't be so sure about it dry
There are more people who can reash your 2000 posts tongue


I'm not the same ...
I'm just someone else, using my name ...
I miss me ...
 
DeniseDate: Wednesday, 2009-03-04, 3:17 AM | Message # 7
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There are more people who can reash your 2000 posts tongue

lol who lol

 
PirireisDate: Wednesday, 2009-03-04, 3:58 AM | Message # 8
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lol who

It's me and Jadee and Aulm, there is consparicy agaist Libra but don't tell it anyone shutup


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I'm just someone else, using my name ...
I miss me ...
 
JadeeDate: Wednesday, 2009-03-04, 9:32 AM | Message # 9
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I'll join ur flood to get near Liu biggrin

And I agree lol


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LibraDate: Wednesday, 2009-03-04, 9:47 AM | Message # 10
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well get near? wink lol ok i have to keep posting i bet smile

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PirireisDate: Wednesday, 2009-03-04, 3:47 PM | Message # 11
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lol ok i have to keep posting i bet

No No atm all !! You must go on honey moon wink Let us do our flood, erm I mean job, yea job ! happy


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I miss me ...
 
JadeeDate: Thursday, 2009-03-05, 4:24 AM | Message # 12
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yeah leave the flood to us.............,
I mean job to piri and to me biggrin

While the cats away.............


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LibraDate: Thursday, 2009-03-05, 2:39 PM | Message # 13
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While the cats away.............

who is the cat? smile


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PirireisDate: Thursday, 2009-03-05, 3:09 PM | Message # 14
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who is the cat?


Jadee, I think Libra toys with us ...


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I miss me ...
 
LibraDate: Wednesday, 2009-03-11, 10:38 AM | Message # 15
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Jadee, I think Libra toys with us ...

lol not really tongue
SmacK


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