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Subject: How to check if a man is still a virgin!
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| Legolas | Date: Tuesday, 2007-12-04, 7:17 AM | Message # 1 |
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A very 'straight and honest' girl is going to Kuala Lumpur. Before she
left, her mother gave her some advice. Daughter, when you're in KL and if
you're looking for a match there, you must take note of the following
requirements Mother set for you. You must find a man that is 'faithful',
not 'spendthrift' and must be a 'virgin'. With this advice from her mother, the girl went to Kuala Lumpur. After
some months later, she came home to her village to get her mother's
blessings to marry. "Mother, I've met my match following your instructions. My future husband
is faithful because when we went out for a holiday one day, he took care of
me specifically even though there were so many prettier girls around. Isn't
that being faithful?" Her mother nodded in agreement. "Then, since the day was getting late in the night and rain was
pouring, my boyfriend decided that we stay the night at a hotel.
He also suggested that in order not to spend too much, we shared one room
only. Isn't he not spendthrift guy?" For the second time her mother nodded
her head in agreement, but with a little concern. "And finally mum..., I know he is a virgin". "How did you know he is still a virgin?" The mother asked with repetition. "Mmm....his 'that one' is new......still wrapped up in plastic, mum!"
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| redwyvern | Date: Wednesday, 2007-12-05, 6:52 AM | Message # 2 |
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| lol
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| Libra | Date: Wednesday, 2007-12-12, 4:09 PM | Message # 3 |
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| roflmao hmm who is evryday virgin 
renewable hahaha
DS power is plats
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| adam0200 | Date: Wednesday, 2007-12-12, 4:37 PM | Message # 4 |
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| :D:D lol
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| MtlBeast | Date: Thursday, 2007-12-13, 7:33 AM | Message # 5 |
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| rofl wrapped up... call im The Blunt Man hahaa joke
if feel like i ave no heart ..... well thats mean im an Heartless!
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| Aulm | Date: Thursday, 2007-12-13, 1:55 PM | Message # 6 |
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| roflmao omg thank you papa i need to laugh in this days  aww thank you all , when i need to feel better i just come here and feel better.. thanks to all 
I'm a proud Suikoden member!! --- i'll always be the baby suik.....
..Don't make the panda turns wild.. because it bites... rwarrrr!!!
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| adam0200 | Date: Thursday, 2007-12-13, 4:00 PM | Message # 7 |
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| why so sad aulm? can u share with us? why?
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| Aulm | Date: Friday, 2007-12-14, 0:19 AM | Message # 8 |
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| Quote (adam0200) why so sad aulm? can u share with us? why?  my dad had an accident and he's at the hospital.. he fell down and broke his arm :cry: and hes waiting to enter surgery thats the reason I only enter to play a bit cause we're all day at the hospital with him (and i need to relax and make sure my virtual family is ok).. thats the reason I'm sad and tired because of that bu just for a few days till my dad return home  so I'll be a nurse 
I'm a proud Suikoden member!! --- i'll always be the baby suik.....
..Don't make the panda turns wild.. because it bites... rwarrrr!!!
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| Legolas | Date: Friday, 2007-12-14, 8:19 AM | Message # 9 |
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| Quote (Aulm) my dad had an accident and he's at the hospital.. he fell down and broke his arm :cry: and hes waiting to enter surgery thats the reason I only enter to play a bit cause we're all day at the hospital with him (and i need to relax and make sure my virtual family is ok).. thats the reason I'm sad and tired because of that bu just for a few days till my dad return home so I'll be a nurse U wonderful daughter......take care...rest when u can
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| Aulm | Date: Friday, 2007-12-14, 8:46 AM | Message # 10 |
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| Quote (Grumpydwarf) U wonderful daughter......take care...rest when u can thx  I'm doing all I can... I need to take care of my mom and my little bro and be "relax" for them so they will be ok. And you, all my suikis take care... I want my virtual family to be healthy and happy
I'm a proud Suikoden member!! --- i'll always be the baby suik.....
..Don't make the panda turns wild.. because it bites... rwarrrr!!!
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| adam0200 | Date: Friday, 2007-12-14, 6:53 PM | Message # 11 |
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| oh sorry to hear that 
so take care my lil baby suiks 
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| Legolas | Date: Friday, 2007-12-14, 8:24 PM | Message # 12 |
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| ok...this joke thread, lets not talk here
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| Bella | Date: Friday, 2007-12-28, 7:48 PM | Message # 13 |
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| yea let's just laugh LOL
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