Husband asks: "Do u know that the meaning of WIFE
is:
Without
Information
Fighting
Every-time
Wife replies:
" No,......
It means: With
Idiot
For
Ever
!!!"
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Grammer Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once
my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack
& our driver run away
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A young boy asks his
Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says: "You
are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my
son, that IS confidential .