SUIKODEN

'I'm not sure what to do,' says the Devil. 'You're on my list, but I
have no room for you. But since you definitely have to stay here, I
am going to have to let someone else go. I've got three folks here
who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you'll
have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves.'

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The Devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon in a large
pool of water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.
Such was his fate in Hell. 'No!' George shouted. 'I don't think so.
I am not a good swimmer, and don't think I could do that all day
long'.

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a
sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the
hammer, over and over, time after time.
'No! I've got this problem with my shoulder, I would be in constant
agony if all I could do was break rocks all day', commented George.

The Devil opened the third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying
on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked
in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky doing what
she does best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
'Yeah, I can handle this.'

The Devil smiled and said 'Ok, Monica, you're free to go!'