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LegolasDate: Wednesday, 2007-10-31, 7:19 AM | Message # 1
lover boy
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Questions:

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?


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LegolasDate: Wednesday, 2007-10-31, 7:19 AM | Message # 2
lover boy
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Answers:

1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!

Now Really! Just what were you thinking? anyone got any right?


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nicebuffDate: Wednesday, 2007-10-31, 4:17 PM | Message # 3
Colonel
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lol nope shy

 
AulmDate: Wednesday, 2007-10-31, 5:05 PM | Message # 4
Queen Latin FLooder
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lol yes its an advantage have a terrible english wacko although i thnk i have just half answer booze

I'm a proud Suikoden member!! --- i'll always be the baby suik.....
..Don't make the panda turns wild.. because it bites... rwarrrr!!!
 
LegionnaireDate: Wednesday, 2007-10-31, 6:20 PM | Message # 5
Major
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Grumpydwarf, sad u must dont give e Answers: so fast let us give e Answers: after that we can have alot of Dirty Answers: deal tongue bag

brotherhood of suikoden Mass with us try it again u will know my pian

Message edited by Legionnaire - Wednesday, 2007-10-31, 6:22 PM
 
MtlBeastDate: Saturday, 2007-11-24, 10:55 AM | Message # 6
Colonel
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Quote (Grumpydwarf)
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

Quote (Grumpydwarf)
3. peanut butter

Quote (Grumpydwarf)
10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

Quote (Grumpydwarf)
10. a toothbrush, of course!

dude rofl how u found those lol


if feel like i ave no heart ..... well thats mean im an Heartless!
 
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