SUIKODEN

Confucius says, "Man with hand in pocket is feeling cocky all day."

Confucius say, "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed

Confucius say, "Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."

Confucius says: Man who goes to bed with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand

Confucius say, "Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk."

Confucius say, "Virginity like bubble; One prick - all
gone!"