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Girls dun read this....please u will be disappoint HAHAHA
LegolasDate: Friday, 2007-11-23, 9:21 PM | Message # 1
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The Husband Store ...

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day


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Message edited by Grumpydwarf - Friday, 2007-11-23, 9:22 PM
 
AulmDate: Saturday, 2007-11-24, 3:02 AM | Message # 2
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Quote (Grumpydwarf)
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

angel its true!! haha were impossible!!!

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Girls dun read this....please u will be disappoint HAHAHA

see it says girls dun read and im here lol


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LegolasDate: Saturday, 2007-11-24, 5:07 AM | Message # 3
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I told u not to read...i knew u could resist it hahhaha

http://suikoden.ucoz.com/forum/11-922-1
 
MtlBeastDate: Saturday, 2007-11-24, 9:19 AM | Message # 4
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hehe grumpy a joke machine nothing else biggrin
im rolling on floor lafing everytime
Dont Stop Homie smile


if feel like i ave no heart ..... well thats mean im an Heartless!
 
AulmDate: Sunday, 2007-11-25, 9:16 AM | Message # 5
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I told u not to read...i knew u could resist it hahhaha

im guilty i know but... u know sometimes when u see a no.. well shy a big temptation..


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..Don't make the panda turns wild.. because it bites... rwarrrr!!!
 
nicebuffDate: Sunday, 2007-11-25, 4:31 PM | Message # 6
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lol no means yes right? haha

 
redwyvernDate: Tuesday, 2007-11-27, 12:10 PM | Message # 7
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its like a red flag to a bull lol
 
AulmDate: Tuesday, 2007-11-27, 1:45 PM | Message # 8
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:yea: i told u papa tongue was irresistible

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..Don't make the panda turns wild.. because it bites... rwarrrr!!!
 
LibraDate: Tuesday, 2007-11-27, 3:01 PM | Message # 9
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Thats it :))woman lol
No = Yes
Yes= Maybe
In chinese = Kou Shi Xin Fei
Means the mouth does not tally what the heart feels
Damn 4pm just had my lunch


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nicebuffDate: Wednesday, 2007-11-28, 2:29 AM | Message # 10
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its like a red flag to a bull lol

lol so true haha


 
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