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'GUARANTEE NO SPOILT'
LegolasDate: Wednesday, 2007-11-28, 7:03 AM | Message # 1
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'GUARANTEE NO SPOILT'

A man went on a business to China and wanted to buy some gifts for his
kids. He went to a shop and found a nice looking CD player. Wary of
buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, 'What would happened if
this does not work?'

The shopkeeper quietly points to the only sign in English that reads:
'GUARANTEE NO SPOILT'

Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player and returns to his hotel. He
tried to use the CD player after returning to the hotel but it would
not
even switch on.

He quickly return to the shop and asked for a refund or an exchange for
another unit. When the shopkeeper refused to give either, theman points
to the sign assuring him of a guarantee.

The shopkeeper then said, 'Brother, you are in China. We read from the
right to the left.'


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MtlBeastDate: Wednesday, 2007-11-28, 7:09 AM | Message # 2
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The shopkeeper then said, 'Brother, you are in China. We read from the right to the left.'

haha chinesse know how to makee buzness lolll happy


if feel like i ave no heart ..... well thats mean im an Heartless!
 
LegolasDate: Wednesday, 2007-11-28, 7:14 AM | Message # 3
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The Mind of The Chinese

Subject: The Mind of The Chinese

A Chinese walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to Taiwan on business for two

weeks
and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank
will
need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese hands over the
keys of a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He
produces
the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept
the
car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
Chinese
for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An
employee
of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage
and
parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest,
which comes to $15.41.

loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
and
this
transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little .
While
you
were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The Chinese replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for
two
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Ah, the mind of the Chinese...


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MtlBeastDate: Thursday, 2007-11-29, 7:03 AM | Message # 4
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The Chinese replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Ah, the mind of the Chinese...

hahaha i love this one rofl


if feel like i ave no heart ..... well thats mean im an Heartless!
 
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