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Muthu

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Date: Tuesday, 2008-05-13, 2:24 PM | Message # 1

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> *MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*
> Interviewer: What is your birth date?
> Muthu: 13th October
> Interviewer: Which year?
> Muthu: Every year
> *****
>
> *MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*
> The Manager asked Muthu at an interview
> 'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"
> Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O- X.'
> *****
>
> *MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
> After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like
> a foreigner?'
> Wife: No! Why?
> Muthu: In London , a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?"...that's why.
> Wife: ?????????
> *****
>
> *MUTHU & TOURIST*
> A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his
> village...
> Muthu said, 'No sir, only babies were born here.'
> *****
>
> *MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
> Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg
> and told it to 'WALK! WALK!'
> The cockroach walked. Then he cut off its second leg and told the same. The
> cockroach walked.
> Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
> Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
> But the cockroach didn't walk.
> Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four
> legs, it becomes deaf.'
> *****
>
> *MUTHU & DRIVER*
> When Muthu was traveling with his wife in a motor tricycle, the driver
> adjusted the mirror.
> Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit at the back. I will
> drive.'
> *****
>
> *MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
> Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
> Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
> Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
> Muthu pointed towards the signboard 'WASH BASIN'
> *****
>
> *MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
> Interviewer: Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's
> on fire. How will you escape?
> Muthu: It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination.
> *****
>
> *MUTHU & THE PRESS*
> At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????? ???
> Because a lady journalist with a badge which read
> 'PRESS' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him
> ...and he did it!

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