Weel I suppose most of it is true 
I'll gladly continue the rant .. Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate. ~Barnett R. Brickner
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. ~Katherine Hepburn
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit. ~Pliny the Younger, Letters
When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part. ~G.B. Shaw, Getting Married, 1908
Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.
My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said. ~Author Unknown
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all. ~Lord Byron
Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman. ~Joseph Joubert
Never strike your wife - even with a flower. ~Hindu Proverb
A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers. ~Ruth Bell Graham
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it. ~Lyndon B. Johnson
You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding. ~Jim, age 10
